Scene 1. Winter. The Original Travel office. The phone rings.
Original Traveller: 'Original Travel, XXXXXX speaking, how can I
help?' Slightly desperate sounding potential client: 'I need a
holiday.' Original Traveller: 'Well you've come to the right place!
Did you have anywhere in mind?' Slightly desperate sounding
potential client: 'Somewhere hot.'
Scene 2. Still Winter, but a few short weeks later. A beautiful
sun-drenched beach. No longer vitamin D deficient Original Travel
client: 'This is much, much more like it.'
Cue rapturous applause and bouquets of flowers strewn on the